Sexy Things (5)

My beloved homegirl Noob asked me a question today and it took me a moment to answer.  I hadn’t thought about it in years, but it’s always been at the top of my list.

Her question:  If you could go and get it right now, what is the sexiest, most salacious outfit that you would buy for yourself?

My answer?  A Playboy Bunny costume.  At least for the sexy part.  Salacious comes later in the post.  I have wanted one of these costumes since I was a little girl, probably barely 10 years old.  I first saw one in the movie A Bunny’s Tale, and these glamorous women were attendants in a gentleman’s club.  They strolled around in stilettos and these colorful bunny costumes looking like supermodels.  Of course, the movie focused on the non-glamorous side of the lifestyle, but I didn’t care about that.  All I cared about were the bunny suits.  And from that moment on, I made up my mind that I was going to get me a Playboy Bunny costume or die trying.

Now life gets in the way when we’re making plans, so I put away the idea of the bunny costume to handle my life as it unfurled.  A lot of things have changed since I was that goofy, scrawny nerd, but definitely not my desire to own a bunny costume.  And since I’m now a grown, voluptuous nerd, I can finally find a bunny suit that’s made to fit my thick, sexy curves.  ElectriqueBoutique’s got some.

The second outfit—the salacious one—I want (and will eventually own) is a black leather corset, hot pants, thigh-high leather boots, with a choker, whip, and leather opera gloves.  Hey, you guys know I have a dark side…

Anyway, I was going to write a post lambasting Tyrese Gibson’s retarded ass, but after I calmed down, I realized that there was no point.  Others are doing it for me, and I wouldn’t say anything different than any other sistah who’s tired of getting dumped on by everyone else, especially brothers.  He, like Steve Harvey, can go straight to hell on the Hell Express.  I’d much rather waste my time thinking about getting my Playboy Bunny suit for Christmas.

So I’m going to pass on Noob’s question to you, dear readers. Ladies, what is the most salacious outfit that, if you could get it right now, you’d buy?  Don’t be shy; give us the details!  Guys, what about you?  What is the most scandalous attire you’d want for your boo?  Orientation doesn’t matter; here in the Dark I welcome all comers.  If you want to describe a sexy AND a salacious outfit, go right ahead.


And so I'll leave you with this...

Not quite the outfit I want, but this woman is GLORIOUS!