The fic in question was inspired by Tom Hardy's Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. Tom's sexy to begin with (lips!!!), but here he made the ol'girl damn near lose her religion. I was literally breathing hard about four minutes into the movie and ready to throw my sexy panties at the screen during the beat'em-down scene. If you've seen the movie, you know what scene I'm referring to. By the time we reach the scene of him standing in front of Blackgate Prison, I was quite ready to launch myself at said screen. Can we say giant girl boner???
I have a predilection, so the mask is not a turn-off. Quite the opposite, in fact. My blood pressure hasn't been right since I caught the midnight showing.
*cue drool* Dear Lord, could this man not be any sexier?
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| Pre-beatdown. |
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| Four minutes in...and my pulse was racing. |
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| *smiles slowly and spreads...* Yeah. You read that right. |
*goes to sleep with visions of a naked Bane dancing in her head*


