Musings in the Dark: His Name is Prince


His Name is Prince

I just had to sit down and express the tiniest bit of unnecessary frustration at something that happened last week.  Apparently, at the Billboard Awards (something I don’t watch; in fact, I don’t watch ANY awards shows), some dumbass named Miguel (????) jumped across the stage and DDT’ed one female fan while simultaneously kicking another in the face.  There’s footage on YouTube, which was created just for this purpose.

Seen here:  Epic dumbassery in tight-ass white pants.

I heard about this foolishness on The Read, Kid Fury’s podcast.  Kid and Crissle read that idiot for blood, but then remarked on how Miguel thinks he’s Prince, or is trying to be the next Prince.



I don’t know how many o’head fans I got, but let me tell you that it’s not the first time some second-tier singer has claimed that they were going to be the successor to His Royal Badness.  Terence Trent D’arby claimed that shit, and if you don’t know who he is, then my point is made.  I think even Ginuwine said it once.  Anyhoo, we’ve got this fucking retard up on stage, thinking he’s a zubat or a superhero, or something that could fly, and he ended up injuring two fans.

"Kneegrow, please."
My point:  I’m soooo tired of mofos saying they’re going to be the next Prince.  There is only one Prince.  There will never be another Prince. 

I reiterate:  There is only one Prince.  There will never be another Prince. 

I feel the need to rinse and repeat:  There is only one Prince.  There will never be another Prince. 

So I need for these young up-and-comers to quit saying they’re going to be the next Prince.  Prince Rogers Nelson is a unique talent, a one-of-a-kind.  He’s been holding it down for almost 40 years and there ain’t another soul on this planet or in this galaxy who can do the things Prince does effortlessly.  He’s got at least a couple of billion fans and his concerts are fandamntastic.  Terence Trent D’Arby, who’s probably working at a Burger King or something, had one and a partial hits twenty-some-odd years ago, and Ginuwine…well, I don’t know shit about that dude after Pony.  And I expect for flight-school dropout Miguel (I swear, I don't know who the hell he is) to go that same way.  So I leave you with this…

His name is Prince.  The one and only.  ‘Nuff damn said.

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