I just had
to sit down and express the tiniest bit of unnecessary frustration at something
that happened last week. Apparently, at
the Billboard Awards (something I don’t watch; in fact, I don’t watch ANY
awards shows), some dumbass named Miguel (????) jumped across the stage and DDT’ed
one female fan while simultaneously kicking another in the face. There’s footage on YouTube, which was created
just for this purpose.
Seen here: Epic dumbassery in tight-ass white pants.
I heard
about this foolishness on The Read, Kid Fury’s podcast. Kid and Crissle read that idiot for blood,
but then remarked on how Miguel thinks he’s Prince, or is trying to be the next
Prince.
*sigh*
*facepalm*
I don’t know
how many o’head fans I got, but let me tell you that it’s not the first time
some second-tier singer has claimed that they were going to be the successor to
His Royal Badness. Terence Trent D’arby
claimed that shit, and if you don’t know who he is, then my point is made. I think even Ginuwine said it once. Anyhoo, we’ve got this fucking retard up on
stage, thinking he’s a zubat or a superhero, or something that could fly, and
he ended up injuring two fans.
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My
point: I’m soooo tired of mofos saying
they’re going to be the next Prince.
There is only one Prince. There
will never be another Prince.
I reiterate: There is
only one Prince. There will never be
another Prince.
I feel the need to rinse and repeat: There is
only one Prince. There will never be
another Prince.
So I need
for these young up-and-comers to quit saying they’re going to be the next
Prince. Prince Rogers Nelson is a unique
talent, a one-of-a-kind. He’s been
holding it down for almost 40 years and there ain’t another soul on this
planet or in this galaxy who can do the things Prince does effortlessly. He’s got at least a couple of billion fans
and his concerts are fandamntastic.
Terence Trent D’Arby, who’s probably working at a Burger King or
something, had one and a partial hits twenty-some-odd years ago, and Ginuwine…well,
I don’t know shit about that dude after Pony. And I expect for flight-school dropout Miguel (I swear, I don't know who the hell he is) to go that same way. So I leave you with this…
His name is Prince. The one and only. ‘Nuff damn
said.
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